Obvious Qutations!!!!!!!

‎1. At movies: hey! Wt r u doing here?
Me: don't you know buddy!! I' come here to sell out tickets..

... 2. In bus : A fat lady steps on my feet : arey!! did it hurted????
Me: Nope aunty it was quite fun!!!! can u do it once again please :/ :O

3. When i got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry dude! was sleeping?
Me: Nope buddy! i was just praticing my funeral???

4. when they see me with shorter hair : bro! got new haircut??
Me: Don't know dude!! woke up this morning saw they just went in!!!

5. When some 1 call me on my land-line n asks where r u?
Me: buddy i'm at market, bought my landline hung around my neck with me.....??

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